i'm eda and i'm in love with more people than my fingers can count

cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

I collected fresh sap for him, fed him high-protein jelly, and maintained his temperature carefully! I really, really, raised him with love, so you can’t—